Petition to change the name of Sudan

[Stealthbomber16]

Post here to sign the petition to change the name of Sudan (and by extension, the sudanese people) to Sugand.

[Plotato]

shut up nerd

[Marshmallow Marshall]

There's a potentially funny reference I don't get here, help

[Stealthbomber16]

There's a potentially funny reference I don't get here, help

Sugandese nuts

[Plotato]

There's a potentially funny reference I don't get here, help

didnt i say that the french had no sense of humor? case on point.

anyhow, as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Pekora."

[HentaiManOfPeace]

Stacychad sounds like a better country name than Sudan with a similar etymology format.