DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.

[Damus_Graves]

That’s the joke

You misinterpreted what i said...

[Bahkieh]

no u

[Brendan]

@Brendan

if u find me the html color code number thing i'll change it but i cant be arsed to lol. also sorry if im not supposed to post in this slaol ;-;

[Slaol]

if u find me the html color code number thing i'll change it but i cant be arsed to lol. also sorry if im not supposed to post in this slaol ;-;

Nah dude everyone is welcome. Pretend youre shouting at athletes at a sporting event and tell someone how shit they are doing.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Nah dude everyone is welcome. Pretend youre shouting at athletes at a sporting event and tell someone how shit they are doing.

You see, that's why I don't go to sport events. Unless I want a good laugh and have time to waste.


UH I MEAN

GO GLOBOGYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
TRICKY IS THE PURPLE SNAKE WE WEAR. THOSE AVERAGE NORMIES WILL FALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

THROW AT ME YE FUCKERS, I'M NOT EVEN MOVING

[NoctiZ]

WE'LL FUCK YOU UP YZB

HAVE FUN MATE

[yzb25]

As a 6.8/10 straight male who attended an all-boys, I'm used to having unwanted balls in my face.

Come at me.

[Ganelon]

I want the guy who does Mexican Soccer to narrate this event.

[naz]

I played the new super smash last night

[Ganelon]

@Slaol I hereby apply for commentator status

[naz]

@Slaol I hereby apply for commentator status

Just talk, nerd

[Glip]

@Slaol I hereby apply my ball to Ganelon's face.

[yzb25]

I'm anticipating a dip, glip?

[Glip]

I'm anticipating a dip, glip?

You predict my dip and I"ll give you the slip, chip.

[yzb25]

You predict my dip and I"ll give you the slip, chip.

Well, thanks for the tip!

[Glip]

Well, thanks for the tip!

You're welcome, crip. Now why don't you save me trip and let me whip this ball at your lip?

[yzb25]

You're welcome, crip. Now why don't you save me trip and let me whip this ball at your lip?

Dont act so hip. Get a grip! Or I'll hit you so hard I'll make you say "RIP".

[Glip]

Dont act so hip. Get a grip! Or I'll hit you so hard I'll make you say "RIP".

I gotta admit, you ship a quick quip. But let’s nip this in the bud, I’ll flip you into the mud, and in the history books you’ll be nothing but a blip.

[Slaol]

@Slaol I hereby apply for commentator status

Approved

[creedkingsx]

I played the new super smash last night

Jealous.

@Slaol I hereby apply my ball to Ganelon's face.

Aggressive.

I'm anticipating a dip, glip?

Clever.

I gotta admit, you ship a quick quip. But let’s nip this in the bud, I’ll flip you into the mud, and in the history books you’ll be nothing but a blip.

This is getting out of hand.

[yzb25]

I gotta admit, you ship a quick quip. But let’s nip this in the bud, I’ll flip you into the mud, and in the history books you’ll be nothing but a blip.

LOL

You've got the flow of a vegetable - you're like a parsnip.

And your bars are whiter than prince philip

[Glip]

Jealous.



Aggressive.



Clever.



This is getting out of hand.

Out of my hand, into your face.

[Glip]

LOL

You've got the flow of a vegetable - you're like a parsnip.

And your bars are whiter than prince philip

Whoa whoa whoa now, no one said we could use two syllable words now, that’s a stretch. Ref, we got a rules violation over here!

[yzb25]

Whoa whoa whoa now, no one said we could use two syllable words now, that’s a stretch. Ref, we got a rules violation over here!

XDDDDDD I think we should quit while we're ahead tbh

[creedkingsx]

@Slaol wheres my fat announcement of me destroying banshis?

[creedkingsx]

@Slaol wheres my fat announcement of me destroying banshis?

@Banshis I hope you're ready, /BOI/

[creedkingsx]

(Lemme know if this Gif showed or nah)

[creedkingsx]

It's looking like a fat no on that gif, cotton

[Banshis]

Fucking caught the flu last night, too many low grade beaver tranqs. I gotta get the more expensive shit.

[Slaol]

Stand by

[creedkingsx]

Dont fucking tell me what to do

[Slaol]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16: dived, catched on banshis
Gordon Pibb - yzb25 (Ball): dodge2d, threw at Noctiz anticipating a Duck
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh: stood still
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx (Ball): dodged1 and threw at MM anticipating him standing still
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo (Ball): ducked, threw at Banshis anticipating a dodge2



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion: stood still
Me'Shell Jones - Glip (Ball): ducked, and threw at yzb dodge 2
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall: Stood still, catching against yzb
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ (Ball): stood still
Bernese the newest and youngest member of team GloboGym - Banshis (Ball): Dove, threw at Creed anticipating a dodge1


- Results
Creedkingsx, and yzb25 of team Average Joes have been tagged out
Marshmallow Marshall of team GloboGym has been tagged out

Reamining players

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo

Naz is first queued
Creed is second queued
Yzb is third queued



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion
Me'Shell Jones - Glip
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ (Ball)
Bernese - Banshis

Damus_Graves is first queued
Marshmallow Marshall is second queued

- Balls
NoctiZ has a ball

There are 2 balls on average joes side, and 3 balls on globogyms side

DODGEBALL!
@Ganelon , gimme some commentary

[naz]

@efekann02

[Banshis]

Fuck yea!

[creedkingsx]

Fuck.
So far banshis and I are mvp's, but I thought the dodge 1 option would be too obvious. Well played, bruv

[yzb25]

FUUUUU

GG.

[creedkingsx]

CAN ANYONE ON MY TEAM DO ANYTHING? IM ACTUALLY BOUTTA ROAST YA ASSES

[creedkingsx]

@Bahkieh @Numbertwo @Stealthbomber16

[Slaol]

CAN ANYONE ON MY TEAM DO ANYTHING? IM ACTUALLY BOURTA ROAST YA ASSES

true lol

direct your team my dude

[creedkingsx]

I cant without the other team actually hearing me lmfao

[Slaol]

I cant without the other team actually hearing me lmfao

that's the challenge, make it happen cappen

[Banshis]

BTW consider yourself avenged @Damus_Graves

[Slaol]

following a reasonable recommendation players with a ball may now DROP the ball to attempt a catch, however since this is stronger than a BLOCK action to submit this you must submit TWO dodge actions which are both vulnerable to a tag.

[Numbertwo]

argh

[Glip]

FUUUUU

GG.

Sit down, son! This is my court!

[Kenny]

following a reasonable recommendation players with a ball may now DROP the ball to attempt a catch, however since this is stronger than a BLOCK action to submit this you must submit TWO dodge actions which are both vulnerable to a tag.

Why would anyone ever want to throw a ball if catching is up to 4x more likely and also revives a player at the same time?
It's 4/6 vs 1/6 chance if only one player would be throwing and still 2/6 with 2 players throwing.

[Glip]

To be honest, catching does feel a bit strong.

In a 1v1 scenario, person with the ball has a 1/6 chance to hit and get the other player out while giving the other team a ball, whereas person catching has a full 5/6 chance to catch, also getting the other player out, AND reviving a teammate, AAAAND keeping a ball on their side?

Balance and gameplaywise, catching player should at least have to predict where the throwing player threw, in addition to which player threw the ball.

[Glip]

And perhaps also, when catching, you become vulnerable to throws targeting your catch position (that aren't from your catch target), in addition to throws targeting your dodge position.

Totally unbiased opinion coming from the team with more remaining players and more balls. :P

[Slaol]

Why would anyone ever want to throw a ball if catching is up to 4x more likely and also revives a player at the same time?
It's 4/6 vs 1/6 chance if only one player would be throwing and still 2/6 with 2 players throwing.

4/6 and 1/6 if you cant wifom.

If we run into real issues ill adjust things

[naz]

EVERYONE THROW THE BALL AT 1 PERSON