Hello, did you know how to steal Cryptonic's Shitposter Extraordinaire? That's easy, follow my steps:
№1: Read this post from A to Z.
№2: Do many shitposts, do shitposts in
Circlejerk Orange.
№3: Do more shitposts, it may look like that, why not?:
PICKACHUUU!!1!!one1!1!!
OMG OMG HEZ HERE@!##@W#YRHO!!1!
Pro tip: do
MANY shitposts, so Cryptonic can't delete them.
№4: Wait some time.
№5:
PROFIT!
Now you can steal Cryptonic's Shitposter Extraordinaire!!!
Yes, he's a cheating asshole! He'll don't allow you have this rank, he want to be only man with this rank!
Hope you'll enjoy stealing!