RLVG's Adventure Quest: The Next Adventure

[Suntax]

Calior you have only seen my cybernetic side the side of death
My human side is deep,loving and caring

Here is a poem I made for you
Calior
this realm is sought with death and destruction
but you look for love and care
and while it's hard for me to show you
I care and love too

And when the going seems tough
or the world seems unfair
then I will look out for you
Because I know i care

And if you only see my killing side
then I'm sorry and you must see it that way
But I kill to achieve my goal
My goal to love you

[SuperJack]

Im confused. Accent made it sound terrible :/ I Cailor, have high standards for poems.

[Suntax]

My accent is not of borat or Russian.
in this realm my accent i changed to a gentleman British accent I thought I outlined that else ware.
And Calior to be fair no body has taken intrest in your love unfortunately
but id you still feel this way a simple friend zone so we stay allies or at least friends.

[SuperJack]

I like cake

[SuperJack]

[Suntax]

Would you like me to buy you a cake calior
I have the funds
anycake of your choosing

[SuperJack]

Would you like me to buy you a cake calior
I have the funds
anycake of your choosing

Your MISSION! To get me some cake. You do that I shall consider you as a Candidate!

[Suntax]

Ok any specific cake?

[SuperJack]

Ok any specific cake?

If you care, then you know

[Suntax]

Hey rlvg
action: walk in front of the sorcerer and say the line"so i heard you guys might be against my goals unfortunately thats the wrong answer"and attempt put a round in his head then if such action is successful loot his body for all his shit then move towards the barracks to greet the soldiers

[Frog]

"Hear me Monk!
I am not of this world.
I am Estefaniel Von Ziggyhvc: Demon Knight and Bringer of Darkness.
Legions of Angels tremble at the sound of my name, I fear nothing; neither skeleton nor beast.
I was teleported here by the power of this temple away from the endless war between Angels and Demons. My only hope of returning must be found here at this temple.
And I will stop at nothing to return to the Endless War!
Listen here, for this is what I will do Monk:
I will take this magical ruby and accept it's power.
I have no desire to fight with skeletons- for they are merely the weak warriors that weren't strong enough to survive in the first place. The weak do not deserve my time.
So after grabbing the Ruby, we will turn away from the skeletons and walk up the staircase of DOOM, breaking off as many spikes and spears that we can both carry along the way. I will slit my wrist and drink my blood. Just as I bring DOOM to my world, I will bring DOOM to this world.
Together we will walk through the portal that will teleport us to the city of Kalesh.
Hopefully there we will find good use for all of our spikes, spears, and this powerful magic ruby.
Monk, we will do this, and together we will bring DOOM to this world!"

[Toadette]

Since you are excited by world destruction I think we can make a deal.
I will allow you to detonate that nuke or any you come across and in return you assist me and my alliance to travel to mars and destroy the world were on.
Or you die when me and my other allies travel.

@calix
Why not just kill the Angel and loot his shit and get my reward which I have not figured out yet but will likely be off this magic mun

Huh? You will "allow me" to detonate my nuke? Is that a threat somehow? My finger is on the button. How are you gonna stop me? And in return I assist you? WTF type of "deal" is that?

You're pathetic and I can't wait til we meet and I kill you.

i dont think your accent is attractive, you would bore me, all you are interested is kill kill kill
Cailor wants fun. Cailor wants love.

Join me and Frog, as we are simply anti Suntax in the Anti-Suntax Demon alliance

[Frog]

I'm altered my action slightly:

First:
The monk and I break off as many spears and spikes and place almost all next to the portal.

Next:
We line narrow corridor of spikes at the entrance with wooden spears and arm ourselves with spears.

Third:
I grab the ruby outside the cave, inciting skeletons aggression, and I lure them to the cave.

Fourth:
I walk about 20 paces into the cave, pick up long spikes and block the narrow path with spikes firmly blocking the path so no skeletons can pass, while the monk and I are safe on the other side. The skeletons are too weak to knock down out barricade.

Fifth:
The monk sets the path of wooden spears on the side of the skeletons on Fire. The flames swallow the 100 skeletons slowly, while easily jab at the skeletons through the holes in the spike blockade where they are forced to be killed 1 by 1 in the narrow path. The monk contains the flames to their side by using ice on our side.

Sixth:
I cut my wrists and drink my blood from the chalice, teleporting to the city of Kalesh with the monk. We push our piles of spikes and spears through the portal with us, carrying as many as possible.

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The main difference with this action is I get exp for killing 100 skeletons by solving a puzzle of 'how to kill 100 enemies', I make my DOOM monk a badass, and we have 100 spikes and 100 spears to trade for something more portable/useful in the city of Kalesh. AND I still keep the awesome Ruby.

Basically with an AOE trap, making them unable to attack me, and sniping them 1 by 1 by thrusting long ranged spears through the blockade gap.

[SuperJack]

Adventure Quest

Alas, no one has actually died yet.

About a quarter of the players is in the same area, oh my! 13/4=3.25 About=3.

DING DONG! You have ONE publicly announced guess, a number between 1 to 5, reward is a Secondary Point if guessed correctly.
There may be multiple winners on this one.

Cailor would like to know what her Puzzlemania skill point adds to this. Cailor would like her skill to affect this.
Cailor will pick her answer once the host replys.

Anyone like trees? I think they are so cool!

[Brendan]

apparently cyborgs don't like oreos

[SuperJack]

apparently cyborgs don't like oreos

0-o Cake>Oreos

[Frog]

Cailor would like to know what her Puzzlemania skill point adds to this. Cailor would like her skill to affect this.
Cailor will pick her answer once the host replys.

Anyone like trees? I think they are so cool!

I think I solved this one. :-D

This puzzle is short and sweet, focus only on the puzzle:
"You have ONE publicly announced guess, a number between 1 to 5"

[SuperJack]

I think I solved this one. :-D

This puzzle is short and sweet, focus only on the puzzle:
"You have ONE publicly announced guess, a number between 1 to 5"

Calior saw that and coloured it in green....

Cailor wonders why you guessed three?

[Frog]

Calior saw that and coloured it in green....

Cailor wonders why you guessed three?

3 is between 1 and 5 obv.

[RLVG]

Cailor would like to know what her Puzzlemania skill point adds to this.

Puzzlemania only affects personal puzzles. This is a public puzzle.

[SuperJack]

I'm guessing One.

[Frog]

E.V.Z. prepares to annihilate the skeletons, and AFKers.

[Suntax]

Huh? You will "allow me" to detonate my nuke? Is that a threat somehow? My finger is on the button. How are you gonna stop me? And in return I assist you? WTF type of "deal" is that?

You're pathetic and I can't wait til we meet and I kill you.



Join me and Frog, as we are simply anti Suntax in the Anti-Suntax Demon alliance

yes it was a threat and not a empty threat, you may think i am weak and you may kill me but while you may win coming battles i shall win the war

[Suntax]

E.V.Z. prepares to annihilate the skeletons, and AFKers.

E.V.Z are you against Suntax comrade?

[Suntax]

Adventure Quest

Round 1, Part 6

Alas, no one has actually died yet.

About a quarter of the players is in the same area, oh my!

DING DONG! You have ONE publicly announced guess, a number between 1 to 5, reward is a Secondary Point if guessed correctly.
There may be multiple winners on this one.



Player Submitted Actions : (Red = None, Green = Submitted)

• Brendan
• Calix
• DarknessB
• Deathworlds
• Frog
• Funce
• FYRE
• NoctiZ
• Stealthbomber16
• Suntax
• SuperJack
• TheDarkestLight
• Toadette

FYRE wants to quit btw you can ask him also once stealth,TDL and toadette given actions please process the actions

[SuperJack]

>-> I''ve made it so you all know what I look like <---- I hope you all do the same <3

[Suntax]

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This is me comrade calior as you have requested

[SuperJack]

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This is me comrade calior as you have requested

make eeeet chu avatarrrrrrrrr

[Suntax]

make eeeet chu avatarrrrrrrrr

i twas unable to pu that exact picture as my avatar but i was able to put this one in of me
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[RLVG]

E.V.Z. prepares to annihilate the skeletons, and AFKers.

That's dual-wielding of Phantom Blades, one of my favorite one handed weapons.
Would look so much better with the Weapon: Mongoose Enchant.

Which reminds me that I shall introduce weapon enchantments sometime in the future.

#WoWnerd

FYRE wants to quit btw you can ask him also once stealth,TDL and toadette given actions please process the actions

If he wants to quit, he can just tell it to me himself. I won't process unsend actions and send a PM about it if it's a repeated offense.
And yeah, Funce is currently gone - perhaps an unannounced vacation, so I won't be waiting for their actions, however there's a small boost upon returning to get back in the flow of game.

>-> I''ve made it so you all know what I look like <---- I hope you all do the same <3

Finaly out of the closet. /S

I should probably have included specific character descriptions for appearance.
It's not like being a brunette is more advantageous than a blondine and it would've been more informative to the players with "Random green haired Pirate Vampire Neko Zombie Ghost is staring in your soul from top of a tower." instead of "(insert race) noticed you".

[Suntax]

well im wearing a suit and a fedora so im all good everyone knows im evil and Russian so saying to people "Russian Cyborg noticed you " should be alright

[SuperJack]

@ Voice inside my head (RLVG)

I hope Everyone makes a description/picture of themselves. So I know who the pretty ones are ^^

[Toadette]

Bowser Jr is a gracious and loving Demon.

Whoever is in the west has this turn to evacuate.

[deathworlds]

Bowser Jr is a gracious and loving Demon.

Whoever is in the west has this turn to evacuate.

RESPONSE: APPA PLANS TO TAKE SHELTER INSTEAD.

APPA PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: "APPA is a Automated Personall Protection Apparatus, on the back of his skull you can see the insigna of what appears to be a large microchip surrounded by numerous smaller microchips, this is a aestetic design choice by "The Wise". APPA has a medium build and stands at approxemently 1.95 meters tall. APPAs torso consists of many strands of what appears to be tubing that is grey with white stripes, encased by a steel ribcage, with a green forcefield surrounding the spaces inbetween the ribs. APPAs ligaments are standard grey colored ServoGearsTM, which function like normal humanoid ligaments, with additional joints that can be locked into place at will. APPAs face is mostly grey, with a slight resemblence to Ultron, the most notable feature is his eyes, which are bright green. His eyes are cold and calculating, but his facial features give a feeling of warmth and security. It is doubtful you will think he is a loving Teknid for very long."

[SuperJack]

Cailor will not read that. It hurts.

[Suntax]

To calior
Appa just said he basically looks like bender from futarama

[deathworlds]

To calior
Appa just said he basically looks like bender from futarama

RESPONSE (HARSH): APPA DID NOT DESCRIBE A "BENDER". APPA DESCRIBED AN UNIQUE CHARACTER. DOUCHE.

[Suntax]

Well bender is full Gray a large grey tube as a torso and all around sounds like bender

[deathworlds]

Well bender is full Gray a large grey tube as a torso and all around sounds like bender

RESPONSE: BENDER IS NOT GREEN, AND APPA HAS MULTIPLE STRANDS OF TUBING, NOT A SINGAR HOLLOW TUBE.

[Suntax]

Maybe a upgraded model in any case um guessing by a Mac of tommorow round 7 will happen

[deathworlds]

Maybe a upgraded model in any case um guessing by a Mac of tommorow round 7 will happen

RESPONSE: THE ONLY SIMILARITY APPA HAS TO BENDER IS THE COLOR GREY, A FIRETRUCK AND BLOOD SHARE A COLOR, ARE THEY SIMILAR?

[Frog]

This is so fucking funny to read.

I attached a picture of a female demon knight amongst skeletons/ basically what I'm doing at this very moment. Just add a human DOOM monk sidekick.

[Frog]

Adventure Quest

Round 1, Part 6

Alas, no one has actually died yet.

About a quarter of the players is in the same area, oh my!

DING DONG! You have ONE publicly announced guess, a number between 1 to 5, reward is a Secondary Point if guessed correctly.
There may be multiple winners on this one.



Player Submitted Actions : (Red = None, Green = Submitted)

• Brendan
• Calix
• DarknessB
• Deathworlds
• Frog
• Funce (Vacation)
• FYRE *
• NoctiZ
• Stealthbomber16
• Suntax
• SuperJack
• TheDarkestLight
• Toadette

RLVG, I say skip those 3.

I'm so pumped.

I don't know what I'm going to do with all these spears and spikes :-D

Options:
-Build something/fortress/house
-Make something/weapon/fire
-Sell/Trade - I'm hoping the city of Kalesh has an army that wants the weapons

[TheDarkestLight]

I'm guessing two.

Gosh, everyone is so violent. Nukes, random murder and magic! Oh my!

[Suntax]

random murder is my specialty

[TheDarkestLight]

random murder is my specialty

Noted.

[Suntax]

Noted.

dont worry only random npc murder i need a reason to kill allies such as you TDL

[TheDarkestLight]

dont worry only random npc murder i need a reason to kill allies such as you TDL

Thought you hated wizards.

[Suntax]

Thought you hated wizards.

nonono just people against my goals but i assume angels are automatically against my goals wizardry has nothing to do with iy.
plus since toadette and frog hate angels and wanna kill you i recommend forming a alliance with me

[TheDarkestLight]

I don't care about good or evil, just $$$.