M-FM XXIII Avatar- the Last Airbender: Book 2- Earth Gamethread

[Guru Pathik]

I know I am not the person you expected. And I didn't expect to be licked by a giant tongue just now. Ah, the world is full of surprises.

Welcome to Game 2 of a three-part Avatar FM series hosted by team Houston, Gerik and Slaol. As joked by Citrus and Gerik in the M-FM XXII Poll thread, we will be hosting an upcoming major FM to conclude the Last Airbender series. We hope this game lets that excitement keep building and helps guarantee a flawless game at that time.

Now, be warned: playing the FMs is an intense experience and once you begin this process, you cannot stop until all three are completed. Are you ready?

- Living Players -
Bushi
Chit Sang
Dock
Foo Foo Cuddlypoops
Friendly Mushroom
Jin
Kuei
Kyoshi Warrior #37
Lao Beifong
Li
Lo
Mai's Father
Mai's Mother
Roku's Waterbending Master
Tyro
Unnamed Fire Bending Avatar
Varrick
Warden (Boiling Rock)
Warden (Prison Rig)
Xu

- Graveyard -
None.

- Remaining Role List -

Long Feng
Dai Li Agent (Hidden Dai Li Agent)
Azula
Ty Lee (Hidden Azula's Legion)
Mai (Hidden Azula's Legion)
Aang
Katara
Sokka
Toph
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Earth Kingdom Citizen
Zuko
Cabbage Merchant (Hidden Cabbage Merchant)

Setup is located here

All account information and role card PMs have been sent out.

If you know you are in the game but did not receive an account PM, if your anon account did not receive a role PM, or if you have any issues logging into your account, message me and I'll fix it.

Day 1 will begin at this time

Waypoints
Day 1 - The Lover's Cave
Day 1 end - The light in the heart of the tunnel

Day 2 - The Chase
Day 2 - The Chase Part 2
Day 2 end - The separation of sleep and hate

Day 3 - The Serpent's Pass
Day 3 - The Serpent's Pass - Kuei Reveals
Day 3 - The Serpent's Pass - Tyro's Slip
Day 3 - The Serpent's Pass - The Dai Li Master vs. the Mob
Day 3 - The Serpent's Pass - The Mortician's Demise
Day 3 end - The Serpent's Pass - Tides of blood

Day 4 - The Drill
Day 4 - The stop

Day 5 - Attack of Joo Dee
Day 5 - The Undertaker under the Lake

[Guru Pathik]

Welcome to M-FM 22. Avatar-The Last Airbender: Book 2- Earth

Day One - The Cave of 2 Lovers

After the defeat of Admiral Zhao at the Seige of the North, the GAang decided it was time to head to Ba Sing Se so that Aang could master Earthbending within its borders, for its walls are renowned across the world for being impenetrable. Along the way they met Toph, a blind girl who uses earthbending to "see". She decided to join them in their travels and teach Aang earthbending. Before long, the group encounters a giant mountain with a cave running through it. The Cave of Two Lovers. Nearby is a large group of travelers, who ask for the avatar's help in leading them through the cave. After all, it is a dark and scary place, filled with who knows what kinds of creatures. It could be dangerous. So without hesitation Aang welcomes the travelers and promises to protect them. But unbeknownst to Aang and his friends, hidden among the travelers are some who are not as innocent as they seem. Since Admiral Zhao's defeat Azula, the Fire Lord's daughter, and her friends Mai and Ty Lee have taken it upon themselves to hunt for Aang. And as luck would have it, they have disguised themselves and hidden amongst the group of travelers. As if that weren't enough, The Dai Li's leader, Long Feng and his right hand officer have taken it upon themselves to do a bit of reconnaissance as well. So Aang and friends are in quite a bit more trouble than they expect. For it is not only the dangers of the cave they must face, but the dangers of their group as well. They enter the cave.

Everyone has received a Lover chat that will be open through Day 1. You may claim any name and discuss anything in this chat. Do not link to this chat in any place.

[Kuei]

Mwrraaaaar Rraawr!
Welcome to Ba Sing Se. I am Bosco, close friend of the Earth King.

[Bushi]

Hello everyone! I see we have a bear already.

[Tyro]

Oh God. We Have Another Idiot Trying To Communicate By Pictures Or Gifs.

[Varrick]

I don't like this bear. He opens with hidden words, showing an intent for deceit from the very start.

That said, a bear usually isn't the kind of animal one wants to piss off.

So, good day to you sirs, Bosco, Bushi, and Tyro. I hope you're having a wonderful evening.

[Kuei]

Oh God. We Have Another Idiot Trying To Communicate By Pictures Or Gifs.

Rrruuuhhh Uurrrahh. Mruuuaaah Rrraaaaaaa.
That is incorrect, I was simply waving hello. Though my welcome may have been a bit premature.

[Tyro]

I don't like this bear. He opens with hidden words, showing an intent for deceit from the very start.

That said, a bear usually isn't the kind of animal one wants to piss off.

So, good day to you sirs, Bosco, Bushi, and Tyro. I hope you're having a wonderful evening.

What Are You Trying To Say? Are You Suggesting That You Have Found A Deceitful Person In One Post? Please Tell Me More Of Your Awesome Scumhunting Skills And Let Us Commence Voting This Obvious Scum.

[Tyro]

Rrruuuhhh Uurrrahh. Mruuuaaah Rrraaaaaaa.
That is incorrect, I was simply waving hello. Though my welcome may have been a bit premature.

Thats Retarded. Please Speak Normally. I Don't Want To Have To Highlight Your Every Post To See What The Fuck Your Saying.

[Varrick]

Thats Retarded. Please Speak Normally. I Don't Want To Have To Highlight Your Every Post To See What The Fuck Your Saying.

Do you now see the hidden words of which I spoke?

Also, it seems we have a Jaden Smith impersonator in the house.

[Kuei]

I don't like this bear. He opens with hidden words, showing an intent for deceit from the very start.

That said, a bear usually isn't the kind of animal one wants to piss off.

So, good day to you sirs, Bosco, Bushi, and Tyro. I hope you're having a wonderful evening.

Murrra rawww raaawww poot
Au contraire, by conditioning people to always check my posts for hidden text shows that I do not intend to use it to decieve. <Poot>

[Bushi]

Murrra rawww raaawww poot
Au contraire, by conditioning people to always check my posts for hidden text shows that I do not intend to use it to decieve. <Poot>

Please just talk normally because I also don't want to have to find invisible words. I'm not saying u try to use it to deceive people, but just make it easier for everyone.

[Varrick]

Murrra rawww raaawww poot
Au contraire, by conditioning people to always check my posts for hidden text shows that I do not intend to use it to decieve. <Poot>

Indeed, that seems to be so.

Instead you endeavor merely to abuse it, to foster yet another annoying knack that seems to have plagued the last few FM's of late.

[Roku's Waterbending Master]

Why hello there.

[Chit Sang]

Chit sang reporting in.

[Warden (Prison Rig)]

Xin chào Tôi đang tuyên bố công dân

[Roku's Waterbending Master]

Xin chào Tôi đang tuyên bố công dân

I thought we spoke English here.

[Bushi]

Xin chào Tôi đang tuyên bố công dân

Exactly why would you do that first post?

For those who haven't translated it: " Hello I am claiming citizenship "

[Tyro]

English Only You Fucks. Stop Intentionally Making The Daychat Harder To Read.

[Mai's Father]

Hello! Where is my daughter and where is my wife i need something to eat! Quick!

[Foo Foo Cuddlypoops]

Oh god why....

Please, just call me Foo...

[Mai's Father]

You look delicious!

[Xu]

I've got some fish.
Take your fucking fish.

Fuck you and your Fire Nation bullshit.

[Xu]

Exactly why would you do that first post?

For those who haven't translated it: " Hello I am claiming citizenship "

This is awkward.

[Warden (Boiling Rock)]

Hello! Where is my daughter and where is my wife i need something to eat! Quick!

Your daughter is in prison, I am attempting to negotiate her release.

[Mai's Mother]

LIGHTWEIGHT

[Mai's Mother]

AINT NOTHIN BUT A PEANUT

[Mai's Mother]

Xin chào Tôi đang tuyên bố công dân

YOU SPEAK VIETNAMESE? NICE COM CLAIM PLEASE MODKILL

[Mai's Mother]

-vote Roku's Waterbending Master

HIS HELLO POSTS ARENT TROLL OR SERIOUS, SO HE'S SCUM

[Friendly Mushroom]

Hello everyone, how goes it?

[Friendly Mushroom]

I've got some fish.
Take your fucking fish.

Fuck you and your Fire Nation bullshit.

Lol

[Mai's Father]

Isn't my wife the most beautiful butterfly you have ever seen?

[Mai's Mother]

LIGHTWEIGHT

WHY ARENT YOU SHEEPING ME?

[Bushi]

This is awkward.

We all are one. We now just need to wait for Dock and we will be complete!

[Xu]

Lol

[Bushi]

Ah so that is where Friendly Mushroom came from. Completely forgot about that.

[Xu]

Ah so that is where Friendly Mushroom came from. Completely forgot about that.

Now that I know, you know.

[Bushi]

Now that I know, you know.

If Dock chooses the exact same avatar then we are gonna have a fun time this M-FM.

[Unnamed Fire Bending Avatar]

Hello everyone.

[Friendly Mushroom]

Hello everyone.

Lol, those names

[Warden (Prison Rig)]

If Dock chooses the exact same avatar then we are gonna have a fun time this M-FM.

مثل هذا؟?

[Tyro]

What The Actual Fuck Is Wrong With These Idiots And The English Language.

[Dock]

I am very tempted to but I won't do that

[Bushi]

I am very tempted to but I won't do that

But, but, why? We need to be complete!

[Tyro]

Do It You Fool

[Friendly Mushroom]

Bushimasterrace

[Bushi]

Everyone join the cult of Bushi, Xu, and Dock. We shall all be one!

[Friendly Mushroom]

[Lo]

Li where are you?

[Lo]

-vote Roku's Waterbending Master

HIS HELLO POSTS ARENT TROLL OR SERIOUS, SO HE'S SCUM

Azula shouldn't you be in bed young woman!

-vote Roku's Waterbending Master